Meet my brothers. Drumroll please!!
Than-the-Man and Houston!
Now, let me explain. We had a main water pipe come apart in the downstairs bathroom. There was water everywhere. Now that pile of wood is a vanity, without the sink. It is uncommonly hideous. Since this vanity is soaking wet, and will rot anyway, and we already have a replacement, they decided to take a sledge hammer to it. As you can see, their faces betray their euphoria at flattening this repulsive hunk of wood. Atta boys!